Kids

Things that freak me out about having a kid (in no particular order):

• Not having perfected the sugar cookie before child's arrival (both drop and cut-out varieties).
• Not knowing my medical history.
• Anesthesia.
• Giant needles.
• Having to swallow a pill of any kind for any reason.
• Husband passed out on the floor.
• BFF-D having to do CPR on the floor of my delivery room to save Husband.
• BFF-T & Co not making it to the hospital in time to hold my hand while Husband is passed out on the floor and BFF-D is otherwise occupied by saving Husband.
• Mother talking in her shrill voice on the phone which can be heard through the walls.
• Father, confused about whether or not there is a Marriott close by...or sleeping on the floor, where ever he may be at the time...
• Poo.
• Loud noises.
• Passing out.
• Blood loss.
• Anything "squishy" that might be on my feet.
• Not having feeling my feet...legs...butt...
• Having feeling in my feet...legs...butt...
• The inevitable "I told you so's" when it is all over.